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Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Chuck Norris for president. I updated my blog finally.
I once played paper, rock, scissors with Chuck and I lost every time. I still don't understand.
Chuck Norris is the only Man on earth capable of giving birth to a child.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with 1 bird.
when the boggy man goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
Chuck Norris can unscramble and egg
when Chuck Norris looks in the mirror he sees nothing, there will never be another Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest
Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.... beat that teddy and tyler
Chuck Norris does not get wet, Water gets Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris texts so fast that he runs out of unlimited texting.
Chuck Norris can catch a droped call
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